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Five Possible Outcomes for SCOTUS King v Burwell Decision

Submitted by Clive Riddle on Wed, 04/01/2015 - 02:01

  1. To avoid split tie decision, Scalia and Ginsberg thumb wrestle to settle matter
  2. Court disallows federal funding in states using healthcare.gov, with farmer exemption allowing combined corn/healthplan subsidy
  3. Court strikes down Obamacare - Congress passes emergency band-aid bill providing monthly lottery tickets and band-aids to uninsured
  4. Court rules federal subsidies may continue, but not via healthcare.gov - strict interpretation requires actual physical marketplace with pop-up tents
  5. Court keeps Obamacare intact - Congress authorizes funding of time travel - terminator cyborg to go back to 2010 and prevent passage of ACA

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