Tom Sullivan: 5 Funniest One-Liners From The mHealth Summit

1. I’m a child of the 60s … so I went in for a colonoscopy and made sure the doctor didn’t skimp on my drugs
2. Other than me, the data shows that most people who get one of these (smart) devices, use it for three weeks, maybe less … until it loses its first full charge
3. How many of you have children under 40? I don't know why they call it an iPhone because they don’t think you can talk on it … and they don't answer it when it rings
4. People love to divulge that they have diarrhea on Twitter
5. People check phones constantly. If I could make that kind of engagement in healthcare I wouldn’t be here on stage, I’d be out there making it happen

Source: mHealth News
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